Zjabi

Got stopped by the police
And it was definitely my fault so had to pay
Had gone over the flyover with my motorbike ... and that is not allowed
But it only took me two minutes to deal with it
Well ... Madam .... you are not allowed to do that
Yes, Mr. police officer
I know that but last week I went under the flyover and someone tried to steal my bag (a lie but worth trying)
But what are you doing out so late
Yes, well, Mr. police officer
I just finished work .... busy, busy, busy
Ok, can I see your papers
Here you are, Mr. Police officer
So I will take your papers and then you can pick them up later at this and this office, paying the fine
No, wait ... don't!
Mr. Police officer, it is already late ... and I would like to go home ... so how much do you want?
Well ... eeeehh .... so ... eeeehh ... I mean ... eeeeeh
You know what we will do, park your motorbike on the side of the road as it is less dangerous. We will sit down on the pavement and we will think about it.
Dear Mr. Police officer, it is already late and I have to get up early tomorrow. I really want to go home so eeeeh ... here you go .... this is for you
Well, ok then
Have a nice evening Mr. Police officer
Don't ever do that again, ok?
Mr Police officer, I have definitely learned my lesson this evening, I will NEEEEVER do it again!